Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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