The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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