bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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