Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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