Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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