that's an acceptable place to lick
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
