David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She's the barista slut.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So much rum. So many feels.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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