brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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