They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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