Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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