something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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