Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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