no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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