whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
that's an acceptable place to lick
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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