sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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