I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
where are you?
Hypothermia
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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