the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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