I love black thongs
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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