You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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