My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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