he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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