He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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