guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm too high and old for this...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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