saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The air was thick with penises
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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