Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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