i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
handjob tips. give me some.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
We’re leaving where are you
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