'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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