A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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