I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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