ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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