New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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