Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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