Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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