We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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