He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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