and you said cock pushups were impossible
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Randomize