I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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