That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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