He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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