Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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