why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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