Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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