Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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