mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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