Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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