I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
