So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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