Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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