Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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