I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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