I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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