My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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