do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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