i don't want you to think of me as your TA
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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